But uh, on the real.
I'm just kidding. Imma tell your ass EVERYTHING.
Like how tonight is a night for loooooverrrs, with ulovei, at Lanai
Look closely and you'll see a VERY drunk sailorlegs. [3rd row from bottom, 2nd picture in]
Also Hobo D and Fwends will be throwing down some funk, soul, and some of that latin shit at Dirty Bills.
Then, guess what Slurrrssday is......
Hollerrrr. And yes, we all heard ScarJo and DBerrymore were jamming it out at Tuezgayz and The Swan Dive [old Barb] last night.
I don't give a fuck. Momma needs her some motown soul. So yeah, let's get down together.
Tons of parties for your lovely faces to get down with.
Cheer Up Charlies
Mohawk with The Sword
And Beauty Bar
Lastly, KR's Crumple Blunder, which the details are still on some secret shit, but it's also SOLD THE FUCK OUT!
Get your freak on, Austin.