Then off to The Highball where TMC vs DJ Chicken George went offff.
[and i totally popped my highball cherry]
But here's a couple note to selves for everyone.
-when you receive a bruise on your butt from a softball game, please refrain from showing it off to everyone. And to those who might be shown this painful experience mark- refrain from HITTING THAT SPOT MULTIPLE TIMES!!
-DONT WALK THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET WHILE I HAVE A GREEN LIGHT, IT'S RAINING, AND YOU ARE WEARING A BLACK DRESS, AND OBVIOUSLY NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO ONCOMING TRAFFIC, YA HO-BAG.
I WILL RUN YOUR SLUTASS OVER NEXT TIME.
*sigh* I'm just sayin'.
After a bowl of pho I have recovered a bit [i burned my tongue because my hungover ass was impatient], and lining up the night.
It will involve some warm ups, a blanket/pillow combo, and this netflix dvd

Jeff Buckley- Live in Chicago
But if you are brave and have the strength of an OX- then I assume you will be running a muck, you should have plenty of options for the night.
Lest you forget to visit the peen scene for those options.
So you can start your friday night off right.

Listen to this while you get ready for your weekend parties!
And can I just say, fuck key#$$^%$^$##&^&^$@#a, you know.
this bitch.

Never will she reach Uffie status. that is all.
ps
Make sure you RSVP for Saturday- shits going to be BONKERS!!! Maybe even a fist pump or two. ;)

xo
'legs
2 comments:
Umm who hit you ? I got hit too last night, by jager.
thanks fo tha linkage. also, it being ho-bag season, you totally should have run her over.
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