I'm just kidding.
I would never wish that upon my readers.
Unsafe stalking readers, yes. If you do exist. *shifty eye*
Blame the smiths for the rudeness.
I was fine and dandy, listening to the talking heads and then, BAM!!!
My ipod shuffle sticks a giant stick up my ass by playing "Unhappy Birthday"
Don't get me wrong, I LOOOOVE The Smiths and this song, but it definitely changes my demeanor.
Am I the only one that gets like this with music?
I hope not.
The thing is, once I hear one song, I'm a goner. Done.
CALL THE FUCKING GAME, BLUE!!
I skip over to the smiths and continue to listen to the discography.
*le sigh*
THIS IS NOT HOW I WANTED TO START MY WEEKEND!!??
Give me some ducksauce, neiliyo, the hood' [internet], something to get my booty shaken skills up to par for tonight.
But nnnnnnooooOOOOOOOooooo
I will be wearing all black tonight.
Bet.
One might say, well Vanessa, you are a functioning adult human being.
You can CHOOSE what to listen to!! You are in control!!
A-HA! I fooled you on that one. I'm impressionable, EVEN BY AN INANIMATE OBJECT!
My will power holds jack shit against this black metal contraption [that happens to contain my soul in spews of musical composition]
I really need a friend, or hell, a FOE. Someone just to shake this shit out of me, and say, "LADY!! GETCHUR SHIT TOGETHER AND LISTEN TO SOME FUCKING [insert upbeat band/music/lifestyle here]!!!"
Bueller?
VAYA POLLO!! **[footnote]
I've seen this happen in other people's lives, and now it's happening in mine.
Ok I apologize for that rant. I feel it's my duty to inform you of something you can take with you as valuable information.
[besides my consistencies of fragmented AND run on sentences]
YYYs are set to play Fever To Tell in FULL at ATP!! via NME
Yeah Yeah Yeahs are set to play their debut album 'Fever To Tell' in its entirety.
Playing at the All Tomorrow's Parties festival next month, the band will perform their 2003 LP, which features the singles 'Pin', 'Maps' and 'Date With The Night', in full.
Announcing that the performance of the album will be "the first part of their show" at the festival, they also revealed that this will be the only event they do it at.
The sold-out festival, which celebrates its 10-year anniversary this year, takes place in Minehead, Somerset on December 11-13.
For more information visit ATPfestival.com.
Fuuuuuuuuck. I want!! That's still one of my favorite albums. Art Stars was great too.
There!!
Suffice?
till next time, lovers.
xo
'Legs
**[this a a phrase i got from my mother, only said when i was afraid to do something. yes, my mother straight up called me a chicken in said circumstances, AND THEN had the audacity to tell me to leave along with the insult! Well, I never!! Actually, now that I am forming into her daughter, I say this phrase to my dog. Luckily, he just cocks his head to the side as if he has no clue that I told him a phrase that calls out inadequacies.]
I would never wish that upon my readers.
Unsafe stalking readers, yes. If you do exist. *shifty eye*
Blame the smiths for the rudeness.
I was fine and dandy, listening to the talking heads and then, BAM!!!
My ipod shuffle sticks a giant stick up my ass by playing "Unhappy Birthday"
Don't get me wrong, I LOOOOVE The Smiths and this song, but it definitely changes my demeanor.
Am I the only one that gets like this with music?
I hope not.
The thing is, once I hear one song, I'm a goner. Done.
CALL THE FUCKING GAME, BLUE!!
I skip over to the smiths and continue to listen to the discography.
*le sigh*
THIS IS NOT HOW I WANTED TO START MY WEEKEND!!??
Give me some ducksauce, neiliyo, the hood' [internet], something to get my booty shaken skills up to par for tonight.
But nnnnnnooooOOOOOOOooooo
I will be wearing all black tonight.
Bet.
One might say, well Vanessa, you are a functioning adult human being.
You can CHOOSE what to listen to!! You are in control!!
A-HA! I fooled you on that one. I'm impressionable, EVEN BY AN INANIMATE OBJECT!
My will power holds jack shit against this black metal contraption [that happens to contain my soul in spews of musical composition]
I really need a friend, or hell, a FOE. Someone just to shake this shit out of me, and say, "LADY!! GETCHUR SHIT TOGETHER AND LISTEN TO SOME FUCKING [insert upbeat band/music/lifestyle here]!!!"
Bueller?
VAYA POLLO!! **[footnote]
I've seen this happen in other people's lives, and now it's happening in mine.
Ok I apologize for that rant. I feel it's my duty to inform you of something you can take with you as valuable information.
[besides my consistencies of fragmented AND run on sentences]
YYYs are set to play Fever To Tell in FULL at ATP!! via NME
Yeah Yeah Yeahs are set to play their debut album 'Fever To Tell' in its entirety.
Playing at the All Tomorrow's Parties festival next month, the band will perform their 2003 LP, which features the singles 'Pin', 'Maps' and 'Date With The Night', in full.
Announcing that the performance of the album will be "the first part of their show" at the festival, they also revealed that this will be the only event they do it at.
The sold-out festival, which celebrates its 10-year anniversary this year, takes place in Minehead, Somerset on December 11-13.
For more information visit ATPfestival.com.
Fuuuuuuuuck. I want!! That's still one of my favorite albums. Art Stars was great too.
There!!
Suffice?
till next time, lovers.
xo
'Legs
**[this a a phrase i got from my mother, only said when i was afraid to do something. yes, my mother straight up called me a chicken in said circumstances, AND THEN had the audacity to tell me to leave along with the insult! Well, I never!! Actually, now that I am forming into her daughter, I say this phrase to my dog. Luckily, he just cocks his head to the side as if he has no clue that I told him a phrase that calls out inadequacies.]
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