Friday, August 28, 2009

dust it off



Those who pussed out on last night's KR event at Emos, you've gained a lame mark.
Regardless of the 'rain' the night turned out to be a grimey dance party, with yours truly.

Even Caleb Does was on site along with teeshirt maker magician, Tripp Custome Tees.

Yes, I had to leave for a moment for SJ at Barcelona, but you better believe my ass came back to fucking dust it off and jerk it.
Take it how you want to, PERV <3333

*Side note: Guess Emo's bathroom just had a 'facelift' aka paint job, so I ended up with some red paint on me, not in inappropriate places by the way. Because that would mean I would have been doing something inappropriate in there.
AND THAT WASN'T THE CASE *whistles away*

But congrats to Turn 2 Live, Knuckle Rumblers, the boys of Vicious [who made the debut and killed that shit], LAX w/ Yadira, and motherfucking THUNDERHEIST!!!

Check out Annie Ray's photobooth pics here
The Peen Scene's pics here
and some Ultra8201 pics here

I had a fucking GRAND OLE TIME.

Ok, I know most of my shit is about music, but when you get things so good coming your way, you just have to take a moment to thank the baby jesus.

I present to you: heaven in my mouth

Perky Jerky is the world's first all-natural performance enhancing meat snack. Put simply, we've combined the most tender and flavorful beef jerky, with an extra dose of energy (caffeine, from the Guarana we add) to provide a jerky experience you won't find anywhere else.

Oh sweet flying jesus, beef fucking jerky with caffeine!!!!!!
Who said flying high couldn't taste good?!?

Seriously, who ever finds this lovely goodness for me, gets a surprise.

Another reason to PTL [praise the lord]
Arrested Development movie IS NOT DEAD!!! NOT DEAD, Batemen says.

Proof here

And don't search for this girl on the interWEBS

Actress Jessica Biel has overtaken Brad Pitt as the most dangerous celebrity to search in cyberspace, according to Internet security company McAfee.

I think it's safe to assume its because of the lips. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY VIRUSES CAN FIT IN THOSE PUPPIES????!!!



Ok, now onto the music shizz.


Massive Attack is coming out with a new ep 10.06.09 titled Splitting The Atom

Cranberries are reuniting to tour

Per Stereogum
No word on a new album just yet, but the Irish outfit is coming out of hiatus with a tour launching this November. Of course, this also is a perfect opportunity for Dolores to plug her solo album No Baggage out this week.

The Wavves are also coming back on their tour

09.05 - Los Angeles, CA @ LA Historic State Park w/ FYF Fest
09.06 - San Francisco, CA @ Rickshaw Shop *
09.13 - Salt Lake City, UT @ Urban Lounge *
09.14 - Denver, CO @ Larimer Lounge *
09.15 - Lawrence, KS @ Jackpot Music Hall *
09.16 - Minneapolis, MN @ 7th Street Entry *
09.17 - Grinnell, IA @ Gardner Lounge, Grinnel College *
09.18 - Champaign, IL @ Pygmalion Music Festival *
09.19 - Madison, WI @ Forward Music Festival *
09.20 - Chicago, IL @ Chopin Theater (Early All Ages) *
09.20 - Chicago, IL @ Empty Bottle (Late 21+) *
09.21 - Detroit, MI @ Majestic Cafe *
09.22 - Toronto, ONT @ El Mocambo *
09.23 - Montreal, QC @ Friendship Cove *
09.24 - New York, NY @ Santos Party House *
09.25 - New York, NY @ Todd P NYC *
09.27 - Boston, MA @ Great Scott *
09.29 - Philidelphia, PA @ First Unitarian Church *
09.30 - Baltimore, MD @ Ottobar *
10.01 - Washington, DC @ Rock and Roll Hotel *
10.02 - Chapel Hill, NC @ Local 506 *
10.03 - Athens, GA @ 40 Watt Club *
10.04 - Atlanta, GA @ The Earl *
10.06 - Oxford, MS @ Proud Larry’s *
10.09 - Dallas, TX @ Pastime Lounge *
10.10 - Austin, TX @ Emo’s w/ The Soft Pack
10.15 - Phoenix, AZ @ Rhythm Room *
10.16 - San Diego, CA @ Casbah *
10.17 - Los Angeles, CA @ Echoplex *
* w/ Ganglians

Peaches is coming back folks!! Hopefully without flight issues.

Sat, 10/24 - Las Vegas NV - Palms Resort
Sun, 10/25 - San Diego CA - Canes
Mon, 10/26 - Pomona CA - Glasshouse
Tue, 10/27 - Phoenix AZ - Marquee
Wed, 10/28 - Tucson AZ - Rialto
Fri, 10/30 - Dallas TX - Granada
Sat, 10/31 - Austin TX - Stubb’s
Sun, 11/1 - San Antonio TX - White Rabbits
Mon, 11/2 - Houston TX - House Of Blues
Wed, 11/4 - New Orleans LA - House Of Blues
Thu, 11/5 - Tallahassee FL - Club Downunder
Fri, 11/6 - Ft Lauderdale FL - Revolution
Sat, 11/7 - Orlando FL - Firestone
Mon, 11/9 - Atlanta GA - Center Stage
Tue, 11/10 - Knoxville TN - Valarium
Wed, 11/11 - Asheville NC - Orange Peel
Thu, 11/12 - Baltimore MD - Sonar
Fri, 11/13 - Philadelphia PA - Theater Of Living Arts
Sat, 11/14 - New York NY - Terminal 5
Mon, 11/16 - Boston MA - Paradise
Tue, 11/17 - Montreal QC - Metropolis
Wed, 11/18 - Toronto ON - Phoenix
Fri, 11/20 - Chicago IL - Metro
Sat, 11/21 - Milwaukee WI - Turner Hall
Tue, 11/24 - Seattle WA - Showbox
Wed, 11/25 - Vancouver BC - Commodore
Thu, 11/26 - Portland OR - Wonder Ballroom
Fri, 11/27 - San Francisco CA - Regency Ballroom
Sat, 1/28 - Los Angeles CA - Wiltern

and David Bazan is giving Austin some love too!!

10/01 San Francisco CA Independent
10/02 Costa Mesa CA Detroit Bar
10/03 San Diego CA Casbah
10/04 Los Angeles CA Troubadour
10/05 Tucson AZ Solar Culture
10/07 Austin TX Mohawk
10/08 Denton TX Dan's Silverleaf
10/09 Memphis TN Hi-Tone Café
10/10 Murray KY Lovett Auditorium/Murray State
10/11 Birmingham AL Bottletree
10/13 Orlando FL The Social
10/14 Atlanta GA Drunken Unicorn
10/15 Chapel Hill NC Cat's Cradle
10/16 Washington DC Black Cat
10/17 Philadelphia PA Kung Fu Necktie
10/18 New York NY Bowery Ballroom
10/20 Cambridge MA TT the Bear's $
10/21 Montreal QC Il Motore
10/22 Toronto ON Lee's Palace
10/23 Pontiac MI Pike Room
10/24 Chicago IL TBA
10/25 Champaign IL Highdive
10/27 Madison WI High Noon Saloon
10/28 Minneapolis MN Turf Club
10/29 Iowa City IA The Picador
10/30 Lawrence KS Jackpot Saloon
10/31 Omaha NE Slowdown
11/01 Denver CO Hi Dive
11/02 Salt Lake City UT Kilby Court
11/05 Vancouver BC Media Club
11/06 Portland OR Mississippi Studios
11/07 Seattle WA Neumos #
all dates with Say Hi
$ w/ The Soft Drugs
# w/ The Sea Navy

David Bazan was from the likes of Pedro The Lion and his electronic project Headphones.
If you aren't aware.....check yo'self. Go grab Control by Pedro and The Lions and listen to it in one sitting. All the way through.
David Bazan - Options


Also hitting up Mohawks
October 3rd- N.A.S.A.

I missed them during sxsw, so count me in on this one!

October 10th- Murder City Devils


October 24th- White Denim's cd release party


October 30th- the Black Angels


Then FUN FUN FUN Fest.

I'm so fucking stoked for the next couple months.

Monolith Festival
ACL
BANDS BANDS SHOWS SHOWS
FFF FEST

Our lives are kinda amazing, not gonna lie.
You might want to join in sometime. ;)


xo
'legs


5 comments:

The Peen Scene said...

thanks for the picture love, grrl! also, its a good fucking thing the a.d. movie is still on, was almost time for some "operation hot mother" up in it.

Sailor Legs said...

Aww, np. That picture is the sickness.

And with Operation Hot Mother, like anyone would want to 'R' her!!

amiright?

vicious said...

thanks for the love babe!

Sailor Legs said...

always and forever!

The Peen Scene said...

he just wants to look at boy's linuses.